Her Ellaness
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Someone peed on the toilet seat. Having to clean the toilet and close the wet wipes before peeing was not what I had in mind when I walked into the bathroom, but I guess as a housewife, that's my lot in life.
No matter the piss was fantastic, it literally had my body trembling as my bladder began to empty. Enveloped in full body tingles and relief as a stream of urine left musical notes in the air.
Nothing feels quite so good as the first piss of the day.
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Transitioning from a soft food diet back to solid foods has been an experience. I feel like I no longer have the ability to hold it in now when it's a solid poop.
This one felt prickly coming out, too, despite it being on the softer side, probably because of a hemorrhoid I have developed, that I'm hoping you can't see, which made shitting this one out a feat of strength.
And because I'm pooping with my asshole facing the camera when it plopped, it landed in the toilet bowl sideways, meaning that flushing was going to be a challenge with this low flow toilet.
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He's coughing on cue. My husband knows he's not allowed on camera, but that doesn't stop him from trying to play a role in my clips. Today's roll was to cough from the hallway to let me know he was listening.
I mean, I don't blame him. My pissing is fantastic, long, soft, melodic streams of piss from my toilet bowl to your ears. It's okay that he gets a little jealous, but that's all the more reason that I need a weekend house.
He's been getting more bold with his background noises, I'm worried that he's going to "accidentally" walk in while I'm peeing and make me have to scrap an entire clip. I need a space of solitude.
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I spent the day pulling stills, writing blurbs, and scheduling posts. It wasn't until the end of the day that I realized I still needed to film piss clips on top of the Halloween porn I'm editing for Spooktober.
As it turns out, that was a good thing, though, since this pee was so urgent that it gives a different than usual sound as it's being released. The watersports theme song is evolving! It even included a trumpet solo!
Now that I'm finished making music jokes I'm going to stretch, yawn, and head to bed now. Okay, g'nite!
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Being on a soft food diet has been making shitting increasingly difficult. Pair the soft food diet with antibiotics to fuck up my stomach and recovery was a bitch.
Today, though, is the day worth celebrating. Today, I took my first solid shit since the surgery. I was ready to give up waiting on a solid poop. I fully expected this to be another liquity hellscape.
But as you can see, by the surprise and pushing on my face. We got a solid poop and I am happier than I've been in a while. I look forward to celebrating more poops in the future.
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Planning for my upcoming surgery, I ask myself what I should do with my fingernails because I'm not sure how a full mouth extraction is going to affect me. Also, because I'm perimenopausal I'm not sure if my cycle is going to start during the recovery process & long nails don't go up anywhere, because fucking ouch, but nails seem to take forever to grow when you want them to, so I'm stuck.
Anyway, back to the clip. In the middle of planning the sense of urgency overcame me, I immediately lean against the counter and begin bouncing to try and calm the feeling down. It doesn't seem to be working as well as I'd hoped it would so I back my ass up to the toilet as quickly as I can and sit down to pee so fast I don't even have time to pull my pants down properly.
By the time I finish, I've decided that I will cut my nails after I shower. I wash my hands and leave the bathroom to grab my towel, my pj's, and my nail clippers. Hopefully, they don't grow too long before recovery.
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Okay, okay, the Batman part is false advertising. But the pee and the hole in the underwear are both fact. It finally happened. I waited so long, I peed myself a little.
The hole is because I have Vagina Dentada.. either that or a desperate need to go shopping for new panties. Either way, you should tip me, just to be safe.
I have no idea how long I peed for. The only thing I could think of when I was editing was a panty shopping spree. With October cumming right around the corner I want spooky new Halloween undies to show off.
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It's a hot day today, even with a t-shirt and Capri leggings. I can feel my everything sweating, I think I even saw my thighs peeling apart as I sat down on the toilet. No talk today, just the calm, steady stream of piss and a flash of my pussy as I sit down then stand back up.
Maybe once it cools down I'll start flashing my pussy as I pee again. Maybe if you send a tip, I'll flash it sooner.
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My desperation was a little too much for me this bathroom trip. You can see in the reflection of the toilet bowl how hard I'm bouncing to keep in the urine, I even dropped something as I did it in my frantic need.
My grey floral lounge pants clinging to my thick thighs and soft ass as I shuffle my way to the toilet, I clench for a brief moment before sliding my pants down and I thought I felt some try to escape as I sat down so I tried to sit quickly to avoid an accident.
As I finish my 30+ second long piss, I pause. I rest my torso on my thighs and dangle until I'm back on earth. And as I'm slowly coming to, I readjust my seat to another. "What was that?" moment that quickly passes as I wipe my pussy, and is long forgotten as I wipe the tears streaming down my face.
Until I stand up and pull my pants back on & turn around to flush. The seat is wet, and so was my thigh. For fuck sakes.
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This feels like such a quick clip, so I can't quiet wrap my head around how I was pissing for 40+ seconds of it. Only pausing for a brief moment before sitting down on the toilet was definitely part of it.
It's understandable why I sat so fast, though I needed to pee so badly I was digging my fingers into my knees from the overwhelming sensation.
Being as I have a hand fetish, for my own hands in particular, watching it back while I was editing was fucking sexy. The relaxing of the fingers as the relief came, the nails going from white back to pink as the stream was coming to an end.
Speaking of the end, that burp actually caught me by surprise. I knew I was going to burp, I just didn't expect it to be quite so loud. You're welcome I guess. Enjoy the clip.
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Urgency starts this clip off as I stand just inches away from the toilet, unable to do anything beyond holding my crotch and bouncing until the need fades a little. I look to my side, and once again, the toilet roll is empty. I thought I'd just changed it last clip! Didn't I?
Whatever, changing the toilet paper in this moment was a blessing. I needed something to distract me long enough to finally be able to sit on the toilet anyway. By the time that's finished, the desperation has passed, so I shuffle my ass towards the toilet seat and prepare myself for what's surely to be at least a 40-second piss. (correct me in the comments if I'm wrong)
Just as I start to wash my hands, I hear a shuffling outside the door & I knew at that moment that our time was about to be cut short, so I make the hand washing quick and let you know you can't watch me walk away this time. Sad? Yeah, but you do get to look down my shirt & have me speak directly to you, so I think that makes up for it.
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Going in for a full mouth extraction means that my diet is going to need to change completely once they operation is done. Knowing that, I've decided to take advantage of the last days of having teeth by eating anything and everything I am craving.
Eating whatever I want whenever I want has caused my IBS to kick in. This shit came out quick and soft, so I wound up spending more time wiping my ass than I did shitting.
The size of the shit itself was unremarkable, but the smell. Oh, God, the smell. You know that eye watering sensation you get when you walk into an airplane bathroom after some poor sap ate the clam chowder?
I feel sorry for whoever used the bathroom after I did. Unless it was you.
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In setting up the camera, a flash of urgency overcame me. All the cursing and swearing couldn't help me fix the fucking camera. It's a good thing to, because after my last clip, I was a mess anyway. I mean.. look at the rip in my pajama pants as I'm playing with my waist bands while sitting on the toilet.
I definitely need to buy new clothes soon. Maybe if you put money towards it, I'll even give you a peek as I try on clothes. That all depends on how happy your tip makes me, though. But let's not think about those things as I'm pissing for 30+ seconds. Let's think about the musical sounds, the tremors of relief, and anonymous porn.
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Delayed til desperation. That's the theme of today's piss clip. Come with me as I literally narrate every moment until I sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.
Watch as I distract myself, or try to at least, by tidying the bathroom until I'm so desperate to pee that I quite literally rip my pants to do it.
The 40+ second stream is more than I could have hoped for, I'm quite proud of it. Dizzy over it even.
Because I'm speaking directly to you as I use the bathroom, the clip also doesn't end when I leave the bathroom. How does it end you ask? I guess you'll just have to watch to find out.
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It's been a wonderful, Lazy Day so far, and after stretching, yawning, and peeing, it's going to get even better. But before that can happen, it's time to sit down on the toilet and relieve myself. As I slide my booty shorts and underwear down around my ankles. I wrap my forearms around my calves and let out a grunt as I stretch my legs.
Standing back upright. I do one more stretch before I sit myself down. I'm shuffling around on the seat to get the best audio possible because I know it's gonna be a good one, at least over thirty seconds long. I'm not even concerned about the length. I'm just looking forward to crawling into my bed afterward.
If you kept track of how long I pissed for let me know in the comments.
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Because of my surgery, I spent a lot of time eating all the foods I love and knew I couldn't eat once my full mouth extraction was done. Tonight's meal was a mistake.. You can thank Pizza Pizza, deep-fried pickles, chicken wings, & garlic bread with a side of ripple chips for this runny, squirty shit.
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Why is the toilet paper always empty. It seems like every time I use the bathroom, the toilet roll needs to be changed first.
With all the scheduling I've been doing lately my brain is mush, so enjoy the 40 seconds of pee & I'll see you tomorrow.
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If I had my own band it would be "Panic as the piss goes" because I'm so fucking dramatic when I need to pee😂
It's not my fault thos time though, I was sabatoged before I even entered the bathroom! One last tp roll in the whole room and it was propping my camera up😂🤦🏽♀️
I finished all of social media postings for August and filmed this as a reward..
Wait.. did that large wad of toilet paper stay after I finished pissing? It's a good God damned thing I showered almost immediately after this😳😳
Wait.. I could have sold that.. fuck.. money down the literal drain..
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I spent some time in the garden today. And it was so beautiful that I didn't want to come in. It wasn't until I was desperate to pee when I finally walked away from the garden.
Sitting on the toilet.. counting in my head.. once I reached 20 seconds, I knew it's gonna be a good long piss, so I stopped counting and began to play with my arches. That's when I noticed how dirty my feet were, from having been out in the garden. So, of course, I had to get you to lick my feet clean.
Being out in the garden also meant that I had some coochie sweat, so with my wet wipes fully stocked, I decided to give myself a wet wipe before getting up off the toilet, because nobody likes a musty muffin.. Or do they?
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It's a beautiful quiet clip with a nice long piss and the follow up pushing as I shit into the toilet. Once I'm done pooping I grab my beloved wet wipes and begin wiping my ass.. and of course the money whore in me starts brainstorming ways to monetize on it further.. but we all know the lazy ass in me won't put in that much effort.. after all I can't even be bothered to change out of my pajamas.
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