I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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Lopsided leggings. I refuse to settle for winter attire, so I put on Capri leggings to pretend it's still warmish out. The problem with that is that they bunch at my knees, but never the same way or at the same time. I really do need to cut them or something.
No matter, the issue of the moment is pee and its release.. for 10 seconds.. twenty.. thirty.. I've lost track.. it doesn't matter.. it just feels.. so.. good.. As I'm pissing I keep closing my mouth & wiping away drool so it doesn't drip all over the floor..
One of these days.. I might just let it.
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I'm not sure what I've been eating lately that has caused my shit to come out like warm chocolate mousse, but it does. It even sounds like mousse as it's coming out of my ass. And it settles in the toilet bowl like a mousse would, too. That's what happened last shit clip, and that's what plugged the toilet last time, so let's see if it works out any better this time. Wish me luck.
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There's already laundry, hair trimmings, and a second, brand new plunger on the bathroom floor. Also, the toilet isn't as clean as I'd like, I can see part of the toilet has a ring on it from this camera angle. I'm feeling a little defeated seeing all of that so soon after a deep clean, so I have to remind myself.. today we will be better than yesterday.
That's really my only goal when making content. Considering yesterday's clip had to be cut short due to unforeseen circumstances, making today's clip better than yesterday's was a pretty easy feat to accomplish. I think the comeback is coming along beautifully.
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Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.
Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.
I put the camera down to push because I could feel my guts needing to deflate. It came out quick, easily & clean so I expected it to flush just as well, but that didn't happen. It took me nearly an hour to unclog the toilet so it i look frazzled at the end, you know why
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Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.
Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.
I was going to cut to flushing but then disaster occurred so..
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It feels like glass is in my shit. I don't want to push, but I don't want it to last either, so I breathe through it, waiting for it to be over. Once it finally is, I begin wiping with a wet wipe, and oh, my delicate starfish.
I wince and say oww as the first wet wipe is used up and as if this shit hasn't been bad enough, that glassy log was a plug for a tarry follow-up push that I totally did not expect until it happened. What do you know.. a double duece.
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Hand tremors and headphones. Listening to music while cleaning is a great way to lose yourself in your work, but trying to disconnect them, remove them, and set them aside was too much work when I needed to piss as badly as I did.
The musical distraction helped me to hold it just a little longer for that real, ass bouncing desperation that gives way to a whole body experience when I finally get to pee, even that fart at the end jarred my entire existence.
I was spinning so hard in another dimension that I didn't even bother keeping count of how long I pissed for because the experience of it all was worth any length of pee attached to it. Was it good for you?
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You suck at hiding. I clocked you the moment I looked behind my toilet, you little imp! You're standing on top of my plunger, you little creep! Plungers are so dirty, just like you, you little perv.
You're lucky I need to pee badly enough not to pick you up & toss you in the toilet first. You'd probably like that too, though, because you're my kind of pervy. Haha!
Enjoy the melodious sounds, & I'll see you here, this time tomorrow
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I need a nap. Trying to pull all dayers so I can sleep through the night is tough. I can not stop yawning. The more I try to, the more I yawn. I'm thinking of throwing out my recliner since it's so badly damaged, but it's my favorite place to take a nap.
I think what I need is one of those silk swings that I can relax in without falling asleep. Cradle myself in while I do editing, use it for exercise that I may or may not film, I think that's be good for my mental & physical health. I think that's my next goal.
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Like you weren't even there. So tiny and quiet, I didn't even notice you as was towering over you, changing the toilet paper. If I'd have changed the garbage bag, I'd have crushed you with it without even noticing. Congrats on escaping with your life.
Sliding my leggings down my tree trunk legs, I lower myself down onto the seat to let the pissing commence.. 5 seconds.. 10 seconds.. 20 seconds.. longer.. ending it off with a fart so hard I swear it rumbled the toilet seat..
Did you feel it?
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Staring at the garbage can, wondering whether I should change it before I sit down on the toilet or not. I stare at it so long I forget why I'm staring at it, and I know brain fog has set in, so I choose to forego changing the garbage this time.
I sit down for a nice light piss, but the star of the show is the never-ending stream of soft poop I'm pushing out. Each time I hear a plop, I think to myself, "One more push, just in case," and even more shit comes out. Much more than my stomach is telling me is inside me.
When it was finally done, I grabbed tissue paper out of habit & realized I was dry wiping a wet shit. I grabbed wet wipes and continued to clean up afterward with one last wipe to the front because I like to keep things clean.
I turn around and look into the bowl to see that it coiled in the toilet in, melting it into place further with each additional push. Worried that it was too stuck to move, or too large to fit down the toilet as it flushed was a real concern.
I wanted to show you, but my toilet is dirty, I need to clean it before I start filming the inside of it again. Maybe next time.
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See the surprised Giantess without the plop. Why? Because I'm a money whore and I edited this version to go on my other sites. Enjoy it again with a new script too:
I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to pee as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.
I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. I begin to wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.
I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flush.
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For Thirsty Thursday, you get to watch. It's a beautiful disaster as I try to adjust my labia so you can hear the stream of piss better. Drippings on my thighs forming a silhouette, a drop flying off my hand as I realize what I'd done in trying to adjust. a barely visible stream as I hover above a pissy toilet seat. And urine dripping out of my hairy bush as I reach for the toilet paper.
Tell me the truth.. how turned on are you right now?
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Pissing in the dark is something that I don't normally film, but I was going to grab a bowl of cereal afterwards anyway because I woke up hungry.
If you're wondering if I'm staring at the camera in the dark as I piss for about a minute.. the answer is yes. I didn't think it would pick up on anything but sound pointed at me with the light off to the side in the dark.
I kinda like the silhouette of it all
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Too desperate to delay this one, I am fully hydrated, and the need to piss is so urgent that I can't even set up the camera before I go. The start of the pee clip has you staring at my ceiling because of the sheer desperation.
I started filming smoke clips again and got caught up coughing on smoke when the sensation hit, hence the desperation & delay picking up the camera as I was peeing. I really do put the sports in watersports, don't I?
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I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to shit as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.
I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. Then begins the pushing and straining, and what feels like forever and a day of trying to shit.
I begin to wipe, and it's that tarry shit that seems like no matter how much you wipe, more is still there. Once I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, I do a celebratory wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.
I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flushed.
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Tired and tinkling should be my personal motto
It's another morning clip where I'm yawning myself into literal tears as I empty what little piss I have in the morning. It was a restless night so my bladder wasn't particularly full this morning. (This is the part where you praise me in the comments calling me the Watersports Goddess & make me feel better about 20 seconds of pissing)
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Did I just beat my own record? Going for 60 seconds was my previous record, I'm actually not sure if I pissed even longer in this clip or not. by the time I reached 60 seconds of peeing, I got all excited and forgot to keep counting.
Just call me the Watersports Goddess! Because a stream like that, deserves nothing less than worship🥰
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Groaning and bouncing make for a great view, doesn't it? Needing to pee so badly that I'm grabbing my crotch, crossing my legs, and squirming means the piss will feel magical.
But the housewife in me saw that the wet wipes needed to be replaced and did that before sitting on the toilet, adding to my already urgent need. When I finally sit down, I get goosebumps all over my body, which you can clearly see covering my ass as I piss for 10, 20, 30 seconds.. and more.
Once I finished pissing I was so drained that I had to think about the if it's yellow, let it mellow rule, and still nearly flush the toilet. Luckily, as my brain was finally returning to earth, I stopped myself, washed my hands, and let it mellow.
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Slack jawed shivers take over my body as I bounce and shake my way to the toilet this trip, and my ass looks fantastic while doing it. Sorry, got caught up during editing while my hands gripped the counter and my ass bounced its way in and out of frame.. it's..
I literally forgot what I was going to say, all I can think of is my ass in these pants. Enjoy the clip.
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