I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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Asspirations. I'm feeling moved today. I'm seeing my future out in front of me, and it brings me joy. I've been busy working again, so today, as I film my pee clip, I indulge a little.
I set the camera up at my favorite angle so you can see my ass as I sit on the toilet, wash my hands, and dry them too. I can't resist looking at the camera and teasing you a little. I know my ass looks good from this angle, and I love to show it off.
This whole clip is a 10.. 5 stars.. two thumbs up.. I love myself, and it shows. Give me a good review.. and send a tip too while you're at it.
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That has what I have dubbed the watersports clips I film when my husband is out shopping. I was already hydrating when he asked me what we needed from the grocery store & I could feel the tinge of excitement stirring as I gave him a short list.
As soon as I heard the front door close, I quickly finished up the mundane daily task I was doing & race to the bathroom for a relaxing, uninterrupted, piss clip. You can see the total change in my body language, the unguarded relaxation, the absolute contentment on my face, isn't it amazing? I need a weekend house. And you need to buy it for me.
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A quick intermission. It's the middle of a busy morning, but that doesn't mean I can't stop for a moment.. or 40.. to let the pressure just drain away. Once I make it to the toilet, that is. Bouncing doesn't seem to be helping, but I need to do something until I can walk, so I continue to do the pee pee dance until I can finally sit on the toilet.
How am I so unbelievably cute? Like, even without showing my face, even without talking directly to you, even when I'm just existing, I say and do the most adorable fucking things. That's what I think about this clip. I'm fucking adorable. Tell me I'm adorable, damnit.
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Saved by the liner. I am back on my grind again, so much so that I was delaying this piss by editing & scheduling yesterday's. I guess I waited a little too long because as I start frantically mumbling and making my way to the toilet, a little bit of urine begins to flow into the liner I'm wearing.
The wave of relief was so intense that I didn't bother to keep count, I just knew it was a fantastic watersports clip in the making. Recovering from such a satisfying stream is like returning from another galaxy. Returning to earth is always such a sweet sorrow.. knowing it's come to an end. Oh, a towel!
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Make it a minute. Bouncing up-and-down as I unzip my hoodie.. I know that it's going to be a satisfying pee. I hang my sweater on the empty towel rack, reminding me once again that I need to get a towel. Drying my hands on my shirt or leggings seems counterproductive to washing them. Nevertheless, it's what I'm gonna have to do again today.
I make my way to the toilet. Slide my leggings down to the floor and begin peeing the moment my butt hits the toilet seat. 60 seconds of hand vibrating moan inducing relief. As the piss comes to an end, I wipe the satisfied tears away from my eyes. I need to take a moment to recover, that was amazing.
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Frantic in flip flops. I didn't have the will to pick the towel or bathtub platform off the floor before setting up the camera because the need to pee was just too urgent. Dancing in place, flip flops clacking with every frantic step as I tried to clear the floor after setting up the camera.
I give in to my desperation and shuffle my way over to the toilet, only pulling my leggings far enough that I don't sit on them because I'm worried that if I bend over, I may piss down my leg. I lower myself to the toilet seat and begin peeing for what turns out to be more than 30 seconds.
As the relief came over my body like a wave, I scratched at my pubic hair because sometimes, it just feels good to. I get up, flush the toilet, wash my hands, put my sweater back on, and return to the dark & quiet, that is the house at 1am. Time to take my evening meds with a large glass of water, then off to bed to wake up tomorrow morning & film another clip. I'll see you then!
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Recovery is hard. The way the dentist described it, it sounded like my last surgery was going to be quick and easy, so I didn't prepare for post-op recovery as well as I should have. I didn't get edible & topical pain relief this time around, nor did I get basics like Tylenol or Aleve.
Now that I am feeling better now, though, I'm catching up on chores and resuming filming because as much as I enjoyed the rest, I enjoy money even more. So enjoy the 30 plus second long stream of piss, & don't forget to tip.
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The bedroom light was on. I don't remember anything, but my heart pounding in my ears. I know the need was urgent. I know I needed to film it. I know I took my sweater off and hung it first, but the rest of it was a blur.
All I could think about was, he's awake, door wide open, tinkering with electronics in the other room. Do I do it? Do I risk it? Do I turn off the bathroom light and walk away and let it fade out? I want to. Wait! I'm done pissing. How long was that? Why are my hands washed already? Why am I leaving the camera behind! The adrenaline was worth it.
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Risky pissing and walking away from the camera these days, but I was feeling a tad adventurous, so I thought I'd give it a try. I thought I'd heard my husband sleeping when I made my way into the bathroom, though & it worked.
I finally got a moment alone with you. It feels so good to take a chance sometimes. The thrill that comes with success makes it worth every heart pounding second of it. Was it good for you?
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Right off the bat, I feel the sense of urgency as I make my way to the counter, hand gripping at my crotch in desperation. Before I sit down to relieve myself, I give one last push to the door to ensure it doesn't accidentally open as I'm peeing.
Not that that's likely to happen, with a brat for a husband who also happens to have a piss kink & an increasing need for attention these days. I sit, and as I'm pissing against my better judgment, I let the feeling envelope me, and for a moment I'm not listening for noises outside the door, I'm focused on the moment, making my own noises inside the door.
As I let the sensations wash over me, I decide that I'm going to spend a little more time in the bathroom after the pee is done. I need to do a post-op mouthwash. By the time I'm done flushing, washing my hands, & rinsing my mouth I have no idea if anyone could be outside the door or not, so once it's all said & done, I return to the camera and turn it off.
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With the rise of background noise in my clips recently, you can understand why I'd be too paranoid to fully enjoy peeing or not this time. I shouldn't even care anymore. I've turned it into its own seperated series for my own gain anyway because I'm such a money whore. I swear, though, you need to buy me a house so I can film in peace.
Why does my ass look so good in these sweats, though? I mean, am I self-obsessed with a particular obsession with my own ass? Yes. But look at it.. can you blame me? What were we talking about again?
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Because he has been getting loud in the background recently, I figured I'd do a piss clip when my husband wasn't home so I could film a peaceful pee clip, where it's just you, me, and a stream.
As I was hanging my sweater on the towel rack, I thought I heard something outside, but against my better judgment, I ignored it. I sat down to enjoy myself peeing in a silent house when I heard the front door slam.
I knew it was him, I knew what was about to happen, and still, I filmed anyway, because I have been hydrating for a watersports clip & damnit I'm going to film one.
I need a weekend house.
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My husband has been making noise outside the bathroom so often that I've decided to make it its own series. I'm not back tracking and numbering the ones he's already in the background of because tho I am that ambitious, I'm also that lazy.
I set the camera up & as soon as I begin to stand, I feel it.. warm, wet, and filling my panties. I stand on the counter trying to wrangle it in, and even with a clench so hard I let out a soft grunt, I can still feel the piss escaping, beginning to soak my pj pants.
I shuffle hunched over to sit on the toilet and finally be able to sit and piss in peace. Curled up and in denial as I pee for more than 20 seconds in the toilet. Just as the stream finishes and I began collecting myself I hear noises in the hallway and shake my head.
I lift up my pj's and see in the camera that yes, I indeed, did piss my pants & will need to shower as a result. Time to pull up the pissy, wet pants, and go grab a towel..
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I can stop rubbing my large, soft tummy. It's all achy inside, and it feels like gas building up. As I rub my belly, I rock back and forth to try and work it out, but nothing feels like it's changing, so after a little tummy massage, I began to pee.
An upset tummy doesn't make for a very fun clip, but incase you're wondering what you can do to help make me feel better.. you can tip. Just saying. A money whore like me always feels better when I hear my cash notifications going off.
Until I hear the sweet sound of money, I think I'm going to go lay down on my belly and see if I can't relieve some of the pressure.
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I'm not cutting out the beginning of the clip because I'm not cutting out the end either. Before I even sat down on the toilet, I could hear my husband in the hallway, the little piss fiend. If he'd only sign a release, I'd let him in the clips, but he doesn't want to, so instead, the little booger tries to crash my watersports clips.
I sat on the toilet and piss for about 40 seconds, and as I looked at you, I told you I knew he was listening. So I turn off the camera before I leave & switch to a game I play on my phone all the time and as I walk out of the bathroom he leaps out of the bedroom door you can see in the bathroom mirror thinking he was going to get in frame as I left the camera in the bathroom after turning off the light and walking away right? My little brat🤣🤦🏽♀️
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I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.
I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.
Once I'm done peeing I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Great.. this is going to be a sticky one isn't it?
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I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.
I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.
Once I'm done peeing, I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Good thing I was already sitting down for that.. the sound was.. concerning.
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Jason the Virgin. The title literally could not he more perfect. I've been dying inside, trying not to say it early because of Halloween! I made it! (maybe)
Watch me, watch you as I empty my bladder, the long wet fart startled me at the end, butt it only sounded wet. The wipe at the end was a clean one.
Happy Spooktober.. see you next month to celebrate my birth month all month long🥰
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I needed to pee, but not badly enough to do anything about it, so I decided to wank to put off peeing until it was actually urgent, which would have been fantastic if it hadn't been ruined by my husband coming home and hearing me.
I need a weekend house so I can hydrate & masturbate in peace while I make content. I still managed to put off pissing long enough that it became a slow, steady, 60-second stream, so we'll call it a win regardless.
I didn't realize how hard I was digging my nails into my thumb as I was peeing until I unfolded my hand and looked at it myself. I had to show you before I left. They were impressive. My nails are finally growing back to the point where I can start shaping them again, I think I'll try a coffin shape this time instead of squared tips. We shall see.
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Soup is self-care. It's 23:00 and my stomach is rumbling as I pee tonight. Have I been eating a lot of ramen lately? Yes. Should I maybe pick something else soon? No. Seasonings, veggies, meats, eggs, cheese, savory, spicy, sweet, hot, broth, stew, noodle salad, I love ramen in all its variations.
Soup makes for nice long piss clips. Like this one! I think it's also what's been clogging the toilet, we'll know for sure when I test that theory tomorrow after coffee, I guess. For now, enjoy the watersports.
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