I piss a lot. Sometimes, I poop.
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I'm beginning to recover from a cold I had, and as a disabled person, it really wiped me out. But the family does not care, "we're suddenly useless now that you're on the mend, make decisions for us so we don't have to."
I couldn't handle it, so I ran away. Escaped into my safe haven with a towel to dry my hands with. I can not overstate how much I love having a towel to dry my hands with when after I have finished pissing and washing my hands.
After hanging the towel & my sweater, I pull my leggings down my thick thighs and gingerly sit my ass down on the toilet to release the musical stream of pee and forget the rest of the world with you.
We can get through this. We've made it halfway through the day already.. Let's finish this!
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I forgot to add wet wipes to the grocery list so I had to take a shit without being able to clean my asshole properly afterwards. I was appalled to see the toilet paper between my cheeks upon editing, but it gave me the opportunity to let you imagine yourself cleaning it up with your tongue. You should buy me some wet wipes by tipping.. Last I checked wet wipes were.. umm.. $100.. Yeah..
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I'm recuperating and have no patience for the teeny, tiny, speck, who keeps sneaking into my bathroom to watch me as I'm peeing.
So I'm giving you one last show before I stomp you out of existence. Don't worry, I'll make it quick.
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I love sweaters, but every once in a while, I pick the wrong one. Today is one of those days as you can hear by the struggling and chanting as I tried to get the last buttons undone on my sweater before sitting down to pee.
Racing to the toilet, I begin peeing immediately and for over 60 seconds as my hands wrap around my highly arched feet and I moan in relief. Ignore my white toenail polish, it's chipped besides, my high arches are much more appealing to look at.
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I'm not sure why when I hover, it takes so long for me to pee. Once again, I am squatting over the toilet as I pee to show you the stream of piss
as I'm peeing.
I'm not trying to win any medals for longest squat or anything, so once my thighs can't handle the length of time I'm pissing for, I sit my ass down on the toilet.
Once I finish what feels like a game of the ultimate watersports, I wipe and accidentally flush the toilet, knowing full well. "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
Oh well, better luck next time.
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It's Valentine's Day and my ass is bouncing like a ball because my need to pee is so fucking bad. You have to admit, my ass looks fantastic as I squirm though.
Sliding my leggings down my thick thighs, I lower my ass down onto the toilet and heaven is released as I take a 50+ second long piss. Happy Valentine's day pee sluts.
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It's been a long day and a long pee as the trickle last over sixty seconds in length. You get a wonderful audio, a wonderful view of my tits, and to bask in the knowledge that I know you are right in front of me, but I choose to ignore you.
Enjoy
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Racing to the bathroom because the need to pee is so urgent, then I see it, a full garbage can. Nooooo, I can't take a piss knowing that, that is just sitting there, full & in need of changing.
So of course I change the garbage, tossing the full bag aside, and as I soon as I go to replace the garbage bag I have to pause for the full body shivers of desperation. Once that passes I finished opening the bag & replacing it to complete the household chore.
A quick wash of my hands and it's back to the toilet so I can finally begin peeing. I pull my leggings down, then my panties, and finally sit down to let the relief flow through me.
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I see you, cute, tiny little thing only looking to adore a Goddess in her most comfortable state. I'm in a good mood so you get to stay as I relieve myself.
The trickle seems to go on forever, twenty seconds, thirty seconds, fourty seconds, then it finally begins to taper off.
As I wipe, flush, and wash my hands I'm totally ignoring you, but gracing you with one last look at my beautiful ass as I dry my hands & head to bed.
Good night
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I'm not happy with the audio of this clip, but it's a new angle in which you can see for yourself that I peed for nearly 30 seconds, plus I think this is the first time you get to see my butthole.
I really need to stop questioning the length of my piss clips as I'm recording them because every time I do, I'm wrong about them not being long enough.
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I think because I hydrate for my pee clips that my scale is completely off in regards to watersports. I thought for sure that this piss clip wasn't going to be long enough stream for me to want to post it.
As a general rule, I don't like posting videos if the stream is under 20 seconds long. Sometimes, I find myself thinking that it wasn't when it definitely was, and this was one of those times. I'm always pleasantly surprised when that happens.
The camera angle was off, but the sound was beautiful, so the fact that you can't see my face and my cute ass hairstyle as I sit on the toilet is really secondary for this clip.
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Skip the sink
For this clip, I needed to pee so badly that I couldn't make it back to the sink before I sat down. Desperation took over to the point where I set my camera down. I pulled my leggings down, and I immediately sat down.
If you take a close look at my ass during my nearly 40-second long pee, you'll notice goosebumps all over it. It's a chilly morning. Once I finished peeing, I threw the toilet paper in the garbage and went to wash my hands. The water warmed up quickly, so I took my time washing my hands before returning to the real world.
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On a lazy and some what chilly day, I slid my slippers on for maximum warmth and my leggings for maximum comfort. Shuffling my way to the toilet, I sit down to give you a fantastic view of my slippers as I pee.
The urine begins to flow, and my brain begins to melt. I love stealing away for a pee when I'm supposed to be busy with something else. If anyone asks, I wasn't peeing just to get out of taking out the kitchen garbage.
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I absolutely love these socks. They are pretty, and pink, adorable, comfortable, and worth the sock subscription I treat myself to monthly.
The pee itself was long too, but look at the socks! Aren't they incredible?
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It's the end of a very long day of peeing for me. You can hear it in my silence that I'm just tired. I don't even have the energy to bitch about the garbage being full again.
I just want to have a peaceful piss before I go to bed. So I change the garbage, replace the bag, wash my hands, pee for over 30 seconds, wash my hands a second time, and take the garbage out with me as I wrap up it up before bedtime.
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Have you ever needed to take a piss so badly that you actually felt nauseous? This was a first for me. I was so desperate to pee that I couldn't even properly set up the camera before sitting down. I was squirming too hard. The need to pee was just too urgent.
I'm not even sure how long I was peeing for, I didn't bother to count, I was too busy feeling a wave of nausea as my eyes watered. The belch at the end was iffy at best.
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My belly is gurgling as I make my way to the toilet. I'm wondering if it means a bad poop now or a bad poop later, but either way, I'm sitting my ass on the toilet to take a shit right now, so..
I'm always afraid to count how long I pee for in a poop clip because it's usually under 20 seconds, so I didn't bother counting how long I peed for in this clip. If you do and it's under 20 seconds long, don't tell me. It'll hurt my feelings.
As I begin to push It feels like it's a big one again like my last shit clip. After some grunting and some plopping my stomach gurgle again. I'm definitely not done, done.. but I'm done for now.
So I clean up and turn around to look before I flush and it's big. I'm worried it's going to clog the toilet, again, big.. Watch with me as I flush.. and wish me luck..
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I knew it was going to be a good pee, I didn't think it was going to be a holy fuck that was amazing kind of piss. Squirming right, as I walked into the bathroom, I decided not to wait too long before sitting down on the toilet.
I quickly slid my sweatpants down my thick thighs and sat my ass on the toilet seat, and felt near immediate relief as I pissed for a solid 50 seconds. By the time I was finally done peeing I was so satisfied I needed to go have a smoke afterwards.
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I was in the garage smoking, so I put on a pair of slip-on shoes. Once I got inside from the cold I needed to pee, but it was also the end of a long day so I wanted to take some extra time to squeeze every last drop of piss out before heading to bed.
Relax and enjoy my sweaty feet as you listen to a stream that last over 30 seconds, watch as one shoe slides off my heel, then another, as I sigh with what seems like a never ending relief.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, sometimes sitting on the toilet for an extra long time before bed is a form of self-care. So is the lotion you hear me talking about putting on my face after I've finished peeing.
Should I? Do a bedtime routine clip?
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The pee clip starts with me gripping the wall in desperation as I will myself wait until I sit on the toilet. You're so tiny down there that I didn't even notice you despite facing you so directly.
How does it feel to be so small? So teeny tiny? So inconsequential to a Giantess that you go completely unnoticed as she pisses before you?
You can hear every musical note. You can adore that thick, meaty thigh, but you are so insignificant in size that you could never touch me. Your voice is so small, it could never reach my ears.
It's a good thing the money in your account can still reach me, otherwise you'd be totally useless.
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