Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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You will have a hayday with this sexy, entertaining video, where I put my pussy and butthole to the test. Originally created as a custom, this nearly 12 minute video features a standoff between my holes in four field-day style events: sound test (queef vs. fart), flap test (queef vs. fart), distance shooting water, and accuracy of aim shooting water. You will see me fart and queef up close and in slow motion and then I pump my holes with water and squirt it out. I accidentally shit and didn't realize it until later. Did I mention I am butt naked in my backyard (full view of both neighbors)? This video is sure to make you laugh and give you a throbbing hard cock.
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Watch me shit out nearly a POUND (15 ounces to be exact) of steamy, hot shit. You get a great view from below my portable toilet seat. I accidentally got poop on my ring light. Ph well, I bet it will still make your dick hard.
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One of the things I love most about shitting is that there are countless ways to do it! I've always been excited by shitting in novel ways! In this 4k video, I put in a buttblug before shitting out a beautiful, massive, one-pound log! When I put the buttplug in, the poop was so close to my back door that the buttplug embedded itself in the firm end of the turd. Enjoy the close view of my pussy and butthole, too!
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Here is a compilation of 11 fabulous shits… over 23 minutes of massive, stinky poop! These are some of my favorites from over the past year. I hope you enjoy the variation in poses, locations, textures, and size! How many times will you cum before making it through to the end?
Farty Squirty Antibiotics Shit (2:24)
Chaffed Butthole Shit (2:32)
Lovely Multi-Colored Shit (2:38)
Gapey Big Shit (2:06)
Thick Lumpy Shit (1:08)
Close-up Papaya Seed Shit (2:04)
Massive Snuggie Shit (2:13)
Frosty Morning Truck Shit (2:23)
F-Shaped Massive Log (1:33)
Dense Hard Poop (1:06)
Soft poop (3:19)
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I ate a bunch of sugar-free candy at work and it fucked me up! I shit my brains out with massive farts for the rest of the day and evening. This one will blow you away!
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In this role play video you get to see me wearing my sexy school girl outfit, with pigtails and thigh-high socks! The video starts at recess time, where I am outside skipping rope (my favorite!). Suddenly, the urge to shit hits me like a ton of bricks. Fuck. I can't hold it and gotta get to the bathroom. But then I remember the mean girls hang out in the bathroom during this time, and if I go in there they will bully me. I can't risk shitting my skirt in front of them. Panic-stricken, I frantically try to find a place to shit. I run to a far corner of the playground, drop my panties to my ankles, and shit right in my lunchbox. It was a MASSIVE pile and so warm! Looks like I'm having hot lunch today.
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I was trying to hold in my poop for three days to send to someone, but couldn't wait past two. I shit on top of my refrigerator while my ex-husband (who is not into shit) watched. It was a beautiful log and super smelly! This video has two angles, and one of them caught the closest, best-lit view of my butthole that I have seen. My butthole turns out something fierce as the log spreads me open and then immediately folds back up like a little rosebud.
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You will not be able to hold your load in with this steaming hot jerk-off instruction (JOI) video featuring shit, burps, and farts. I love telling you to stroke your cock while I make you harder and harder with my sexy body and bodily functions. This video starts in bathroom and then we move to my bedroom where I tease you until you explode your big load right on my face.
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I am happy when I walk into my bathroom and you are already in your place, waiting to be my slave. I tell you exactly how to jack your dick while I strip out of my sexy black leather pants and tease you with the smell of my sweet butthole and the jiggle of my sexy ass. As you kneel before me, I give you a cum countdown right as I take a massive shit on the floor in front of you. Then I make you clean my asshole with your tongue. This video includes a bonus angle shot from above, so you get to see me shit twice. <3
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This compilation includes FIVE massive shits I took on my recent trip to Colorado. Between the camp food and being fed by my family, I ate well. Enjoy these 5 lumpy, ass stretchers. 13 minutes
Here are the descriptions of the videos:
#1. This is the first shit in my Colorado Series and damn did I have to go! I could smell it before it even came out. Slightly constipated, and not having pooped for 3 days, I push out a mean turd at my family's house. It was firm and lumpy and showed bits of food. It also pissed off my hemorrhoid, Marguerite, who makes a guest appearance in the video. You also get to see a well-lit, close-up of me peeing.
#2. Second in my Colorado Series, I destroy my family's toilet again after a few days out in the wilderness hiking and camping. This shit was MASSIVE and firm and actually steamed when it came out! This shit felt AMAZING.
#3. My family fed me well and my poops show it!! This video starts with some prairie dog magic where I push out and suck in a thick round turd. When it comes out it is huge and looks like someone put a box of milk duds in a condom and microwaved it. Marguerite makes an up close and personal appearance in this one!
#4. This is my favorite of my Colorado Series, where I destroy a little camping toilet with a massive log… it would NOT flush!! It was one of those foot flush toilets with limited water. This shit was so big it didn't budge when I first tried to flush it. Good gape action at the end of this one!!
#5. This was my first poop when I got home from my Colorado trip, but I thought I should include it since the food was consumed and it was created while I was in Colorado. This one really hurt and took some serious breathing and straining to get it out. I also had a nice little dangler I had to shake and shake before it dropped.
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This one is quick and dirty, just the way you like it! I drop my pants and stand over your face butt naked, then squat down and shit right on your face! At the end I spit on you twice. You love being my shit slave!!
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Stuck in my dingy basement, I really need to shit! Watch this lumpy, hard log press into my panties while I work hard to get it out.
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I shit out a beautiful log on Mother's Day! But before revealing the healthy, firm log in all its glory, I tease you with a prairie dog session where I show and hide the poop in my little butthole. Finally I shit out a gorgeous log from doggy-style position (butt naked, of course) on a plate on my living room floor.
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I shit in my hand for the first time and was surprised by how WARM it was! Check out the perfect doodie coil on this one. This video includes 12 minutes of footage from two angles. I hope you enjoy seeing me describe the smell and texture while I zoom in on the undigested chickpeas in my poo! You'll also see my naked, athletic body do some booty twerking and give you a close-up look at my shitty asshole. Also, this is the longest my pubes have been in a long time... what do you think?
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It was a chilly 25 degree morning and I HAD TO SHIT!! Good thing I had my camera rollling, because this motherfucker was HUGE! Enjoy watching me shit out this dark, massive shit from three different camera angles. It was so cold my fingers and toes were numb by the time I was done.
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I had so much fun making this video! I had to leave for jiujitsu in about 15 minutes so I was in a hurry, but I wanted to do something fun. So, I decided to shit into a jar candle. I light the two wicks and squatted above it… the first flame was instantly snuffed out by my thick, dense, turd. But the second one stayed lit until the jar filled with shit and all the oxygen was used up. I was shocked at how MASSIVE this turd was, so of course I had to weigh it. When I dumped it out of the jar... OMG this fucker is huge! It weighed in at 1 pound and .4 ounces. Not a record, but damn close!! You also get a close up shot of my clit and inner labia from the top angle I shot (it makes it look real big and I gobble like a turkey!!).
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This is a FUN clip! You will love watching me scurrying up this tree completely naked! Marvel at my strength as I drop a log hanging from a tree branch… right into a bucket! Enjoy this shit from two POVs
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This is one of the most beautiful dumps I’ve ever taken, and I’m so excited to share it with you! 🥹🥹💖 Enjoy the close-up view of my butthole pushing out this massive, girthy shit. The log is lumpy and knobby as it begins to stretch my tight little asshole open. Once the head is through, my body relaxes and releases the most beautiful, healthy turd. You really gotta see this one!
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Shitting in a beach bucket on a beach in Mexico. Hope you like my yellow bikini!
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Having not shit for two days, I REALLY HAD TO GO when this one came. I drop this large, soft shit from my knees in my basement. You can tell how good the relief felt because I was moaning and breathing heavy as it came out. I also had to pee so I squirted out a little more poop and then peed on another paper plate. If you are a foot lover, you will love this view of my butthole, pussy, and cute little soles!
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