Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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One thing I love almost as much as masturbating is WHEN YOU WATCH ME! Let me show you how I play with my pussy while I queef, burp, and fart for extra entertainment. Enjoy 20 HOT minutes of fun and play, while I edge myself before finally having a MASSIVE ORGASM. This was a huge one! So arousing when I know you are watching.
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I have been eating beets and dragonfruit lately, and something gave me explosive shits! I barely made it to the toilet when this one started coming out, creating a huge mess in my toilet. When I wiped… bright red from the beets and the dragonfruit seeds made it very unique. You'll love to watch my pussy as I squat on the toilet facing the camera.
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I had to shit so bad! By the time I was ready it was already coming out and looked like I grew a tail. Check out my PAWG booty squatting on the toilet seat as I drop this massive shit into a pile. It wouldn't flush so I peed on it to dislodge.
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Lean in here nice and close, because this gassy cowgirl wants to FART IN YOUR FACE! Let me tease you with my sexy ass and overwhelm your senses with my PUTRID FARTS (and a little more)! I pushed a little too hard and sharted a nice wet one.
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I love to feed you, so I lovingly packed a hot lunch for you to take to work. Shot from two angles, you get a close up of my ass releasing a multi-textured turd that started with hard little pebbles then turned creamy. It also captures my facial expression as I breathe and grunt to get the shit out.
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I was so desperate to shit in this video that I didn't even have time for proper set up. Watch me push out a monster log that is thick, long, and dark, right onto a paper plate on my bathroom floor. I cut into it with some cotton swabs and flosser picks (whatever was handy in the bathroom) and examine the seeds and other undigested bits of food that came out in it! This was the first time I ever dug into a turd or played with it in any way. I weighed the log at it was an astonishing 1 pound, 2 ounces!!!
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You fucked with the wrong girl, and now I'm going to DOMINATE your ass with jujitsu-style moves and make you SUCK FARTS right out of my ass. I tell you what a pathetic fuck you are, and after I'm done wiping the floor with you I take a BIG FAT SHIT right on your face and top it with a wad of spit. Eat up, bitch!
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This one was quick and dirty because I HAD TO SHIT!!! I was so happy to see a massive pile of shit coming out my tight butthole. It was just under a pound and loaded with bits of undigested food.But the most amazing thing about this poop was the SOUND it made coming out!
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I hold myself up off the toilet with the strength of my arms, legs outstretched, core trembling, and squeeze out a giant stinky shit into the toilet on Christmas day. I hope you enjoy the front and back angles. Think I could hover over you like this?
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This 3.5 minute compilation of 12 close-up front view poops includes some of my very first shit videos. These raw vids were before I knew about angles, lighting, etc. You get a unique view of my butthole cranking out some of my most massive shits in this compilation, and the closeness allows you to hear every little squeak, fart, and splot my ass makes.There's also a good creamy pussy shot on one of them!
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I woke up feeling creative this day! Hmmm, how should I shit? I went with a public bathroom poop at Hobby Lobby. To make it more fun, I wore my purple lace bodysuit under my clothes and stripped down to it in the restroom. Someone came in the other stall during my shit shenanigans. I hope you like this sexy, seductive shit.
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Watch me do a sexy strip tease under the blacklight in my spooky dungeon. From doggy style position I drop a big steamy pile of shit on the floor before you.
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I despise pathetic man pigs like you. How dare you even approach me. You don't deserve to even smell my shit. But I am feeling generous today. I drop a giant, 15-ounce shit in front of your ugly face, and then hand feed you bite after bite, ordering you to chew and swallow. You gag it down, one mouthful after another. I shove your face in it. Now you look better. Let me clean you off with my piss you ignorant little fuck.
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Hi girls and boys. Today we are going to learn about all the noises my body can make. Let me spread my legs for you as I queef air in and out of my pussy, pinch my nipples while I burp, and blow hot air out my tiny asshole. I got more than I was expecting on one of the farts and had to take my dirty panties off. If you like farts, burps, queefs, and sharts, you will LOVE this video.
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This is one of my favorite shit videos! I am a queen when I sit on my throne. Behold my sexy pussy and asshole as I shit, feet on toilet seat, facing you to push out a soft, stinky shit.
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I get off on torturing you with my stinky ass! I ate too many deviled eggs at a work potluck lunch, and now you get to pay for it. My farts REEK like rotten eggs. I tape your mouth shut and blast you with hot, putrid air from my muscular MILF booty. Think you can handle over 11 minutes of my sexy ass farting on you? I hope you like the way my pussy and butthole look when I push hard to get a fart out. Cum, let me torment you!
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I always underestimate the size of my shits. This was a RECORD BREAKER for sure!! I started with a glass jar and then grabbed another just in case. As I start shitting, I quickly realize there is no way the solid log will fit in the jar. I shift gears and drop it on the floor beneath me. What came out was unbelievable... a TWO-FOOT TURD (yes, I measured it). Holy fuck. I mailed that turd out to California for a fan. This shit will blow your mind!
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I shit off my dryer onto a toy dinosaur. I covered him in my mud. Warm, steamy, and smelly. Just the way he likes it.
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You will love the way this thick, beautifully firm turd stretches my little asshole. Your dick will throb when you hear me strain to push it out. I shit it out into a container to ship to a lucky fan. What would you do if you got this turd in the mail?
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I took a hot, mushy shit down by the Cumberland river while visiting family in Tennessee, captured in front and back views. I hope you enjoy my poop stories and musings on my way to find the perfect place to drop a duce!
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