Pulsifer Paprocki

Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.

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Basement Buttplug Poop

One of the things I love most about shitting is that there are countless ways to do it! I've always been excited by shitting in novel ways! In this 4k video, I put in a buttblug before shitting out a beautiful, massive, one-pound log! When I put the buttplug in, the poop was so close to my back door that the buttplug embedded itself in the firm end of the turd. Enjoy the close view of my pussy and butthole, too!

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 25498 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 3min.
Format: MOV
Category: Anal Play, EFRO
Size: 588MB
Language: English

Deviled Egg Delight - Ex Sucks Farts

Watch me choke down 24 deviled eggs and then destroy my ex-husband (and myself) with my putrid farts, all while wearing my sexy silky robe or completely nude! The first few eggs were delicious, but it took some major grit to finish them. You'll enjoy watching me push out some farts while eating the eggs, and maaaybe I put one inside of me and then eat it (tastes like tuna salad!). It was brutal trying to keep the eggs down! My farts were atrocious, but my burps were even worse! I broke out the tube so I could delight in the aromas myself, after making my ex sniff my farts (for his very first time!). I hope you enjoy this nearly 40 minutes of fun! It is sure to entertain!

Video Info: 1280x720 Pixel @ 10752 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 38min.
Format: MOV
Category: Dine + Dump, Farting, Partners/Slaves, Toilet Slavery
Size: 2900MB
Language: English

Eight Outdoor Classics - Earliest Content!

Here are my first 8 videos, all filmed outside. Enjoy nearly nine minutes of watching me shit out of trees, off a ladder, fence, log, bricks, and even a roof! You'll hear plenty of laughter (and some cries of disgust!) as my cuz, best friend, and ex-husband record me shitting off of things.

Video Info: 1078x1920 Pixel @ 15360 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 9min.
Format: MOV
Category: Desperation, EFRO, Public + Outdoors
Size: 962MB
Language: English

Massive 1 lb 2 oz Shit for Slave

I shit out a massive 1 pile of shit on a plate in front of you, weighing in at one pound, two ounces. I was so desperate to shit that it started coming out while I was still setting up. After weighing, I put the plate right in your face and make you smell it and eat it while I tease you with my hot ass in the background. We both have to clean up after this one!

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28672 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 116 kb/s
Length: 8min.
Format: MOV
Category: Desperation, EFRO, Instructions, Toilet Slavery
Size: 1597MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-26

Scared Shitless: 5 Day Post-op Shit

This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina… 5 days without pooping. I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heiffer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28672 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 2min.
Format: MOV
Category: Constipation, EFRO
Size: 442MB
Language: English

8-Shit Compilation (January 2024)

Here are 8 fabulous shits from the month of January (runtime 22:10)! Videos included:

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND (this on is also in the Post-Labiaplasty Compilation).

Big Dark Shit (3:48) Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.

Desperate Shit Creamy Pussy 3:49 I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV

Firm to Soft Floor Shit (2:37) This was a 3-day hold shit and by the time it came out I was ready to EXPLODE. Such a beautiful turd! It started of firm and girthy, then finished soft with lots of texture.

Hot Steamy Shit Pile 4:10My ass looks great when I squat with my feet on the toilet. I drop out a multicolored, richly textured shit. It was very sticky and took 3 flushes to get down.

Lumpy Poop w Great Sounds (3:35) This toilet poop is just BEAUTIFUL! It's dark and lumpy, and came out clean with a little gape at the end. My favorite part, however, is the INCREDIBLE SOUND it makes sliding out my asshole in slow motion.

Reverse Toilet Shit (1:39) You'll love watching my tiny asshole stretch and turn out as I push this hot pile of shit out. This one was multicolored and started of chunky, then turned creamy. You can really see the folds and veins in my asshole!!!

1.25 Shit (1:09) Just a quick shit before yoga."

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28672 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 22min.
Format: MOV
Category: Constipation, Desperation, EFRO, Foot Fetish, Inside Toilet POV, Toilet Pooping
Size: 4458MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-20

PAWG Panty Poop

I heard something about you... I heard you like it when girls poop in their panties, and I don't understand why. Maybe I should try it out for myself. Let me tease and seduce you with my bubbly MILF booty. Then watch me work hard to release a dense, solid turd in my super tight sheer panties. I pushed so hard I accidentally pissed. I like to bounce up and down and shake my shitty ass for you... an exhilarating experience! I see why you like it. 

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28672 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 112 kb/s
Length: 13min.
Format: MOV
Category: Constipation, EFRO, Foot Fetish, Instructions, Pantypoop, Toilet Slavery
Size: 2590MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-23

5 Post-Labiaplasty Shits

This 5-video compilation includes the first shits after my labiaplasty surgery (where they reduce the size of inner labia). I was bruised and swollen and scared to poop and passed some truly monstrous shits! Videos included in this compilation are:

Scared Shitless: 5-Day Post-Op Shit (2:12) This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina… I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heifer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.

3rd Post-Op Shit (4:27) This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.

Girthy Hard Shit After Labiaplasty (3:00) I thought I was gonna have to pull this shit out of my ass! Just over a week out from labiaplasty surgery, I am not supposed to strain. But this thick, soda can girthy shit would not come out of my tight little asshole. You get a close up view of my healing pussy.

Post-Op Shit 672 (2:18) Another post pussy surgery shit. I'm getting the hang of it by this point, but you can still see bruising and swelling on my labia as my pussy heals.

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit (I feel like I say that a lot, lol) and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND.

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28570 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 13min.
Format: MOV
Category: Constipation, Desperation, EFRO
Size: 2658MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-14

7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation)

7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation). I love yoga and I love shitting! Let me mesmerize you as I shit from various yoga poses, including arm balances, standing balances, and inversion. Videos included:

Crow Pose - Watch me balance delicately on my arms, ass high in the air, as a giant stream of shit flies out my ass and lands with a plop on the floor below me. You wish you could be below me.

Birds of Paradise I - Can I shit standing on one leg, with my other leg raised up near my head, arms twisted behind my back? You bet your sweet ass I can. Well, maybe it wasn't pretty… I lost my balance after the first push, but you will love the sound of the massive shit stream hitting the ground from several feet up.

Birds of Paradise II - Let's ease into this one nice and slow. I give you time to firm that cock and get good and hard before I shit. You will love the way the light bounces off my strong, naked body as I flow through yoga poses. I hope you are wowed at my finish, as I lock my arms behind my back, hoist a leg into the air, and release my glory while balancing on one foot.

Firefly Pose - Watch me shit from this precarious position... firefly pose. You would love to have your face under my sweet asshole as it expels warm shit all over you, legs propped up on my arms, ass hovering above the ground.

Crab Pose - I had to shit so bad I barely had time to set up! I shit out a hot steamy pile from crab position. With my ass hovering above the ground, knees spread wide towards the camera, you get a perfect view of my magnificent pussy while I crank out a big, soft pile of shit onto the floor beneath me. Would you bury your face between my legs in this position?

Inversion Shit - This video begins with a yoga practice wearing only my panties. Then I strip those off and do a handstand with my feet against the wall. I arch my back extremely, so I don't poop on my head, and then push out a sloppy shit. Enjoy from two camera angles.

Bridge Pose – I want you to worship and admire my naked body as I shit before you, pussy and butthole freshly waxed and up close. I move through a series poses, then pause in bridge pose with my hips lifted high. I continue to guide the practice as I slowly push out a hot steamy pile of shit onto my yoga mat. You will love watching this shit come out from multiple views, including one really zoomed in to show my butthole puckering out around the turd.

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 12288 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 115 kb/s
Length: 22min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO
Size: 1919MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-04

Gassy Cowgirl Farts & Sharts in Your Face

Lean in here nice and close, because this gassy cowgirl wants to FART IN YOUR FACE! Let me tease you with my sexy ass and overwhelm your senses with my PUTRID FARTS (and a little more)! I pushed a little too hard and sharted a nice wet one.

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 12902 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 102 kb/s
Length: 6min.
Format: MOV
Category: Farting, Instructions, Pantypoop
Size: 558MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-18

Packed Lunch - Multi-textured Shit for You

I love to feed you, so I lovingly packed a hot lunch for you to take to work. Shot from two angles, you get a close up of my ass releasing a multi-textured turd that started with hard little pebbles then turned creamy. It also captures my facial expression as I breathe and grunt to get the shit out.

Video Info: 3840x2160 Pixel @ 28672 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 119 kb/s
Length: 3min.
Format: MOV
Category: Constipation, EFRO, Foot Fetish, Instructions
Size: 616MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-17

MASSIVE (1+ pound) Dark Shit Examination

I was so desperate to shit in this video that I didn't even have time for proper set up. Watch me push out a monster log that is thick, long, and dark, right onto a paper plate on my bathroom floor. I cut into it with some cotton swabs and flosser picks (whatever was handy in the bathroom) and examine the seeds and other undigested bits of food that came out in it! This was the first time I ever dug into a turd or played with it in any way. I weighed the log at it was an astonishing 1 pound, 2 ounces!!!

Video Info: 1080x1920 Pixel @ 7072 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 121 kb/s
Length: 6min.
Format: MOV
Category: Desperation, EFRO
Size: 288MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-03

Punishment by Poo-Jitsu

You fucked with the wrong girl, and now I'm going to DOMINATE your ass with jujitsu-style moves and make you SUCK FARTS right out of my ass. I tell you what a pathetic fuck you are, and after I'm done wiping the floor with you I take a BIG FAT SHIT right on your face and top it with a wad of spit. Eat up, bitch!

Video Info: 1080x1920 Pixel @ 15360 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 10min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Farting, Instructions, Toilet Slavery
Size: 1054MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-02-01

Poop by the Pound

This one was quick and dirty because I HAD TO SHIT!!! I was so happy to see a massive pile of shit coming out my tight butthole. It was just under a pound and loaded with bits of undigested food.But the most amazing thing about this poop was the SOUND it made coming out!

Video Info: 1080x1920 Pixel @ 12902 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 3min.
Format: MOV
Category: Desperation, EFRO
Size: 266MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-01-31

Christmas Hover Shit

I hold myself up off the toilet with the strength of my arms, legs outstretched, core trembling, and squeeze out a giant stinky shit into the toilet on Christmas day. I hope you enjoy the front and back angles. Think I could hover over you like this?

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 7063 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 4min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Toilet Pooping
Size: 185MB
Language: English
Added: 2024-01-30

Pregnancy Scare Outdoors Shit

I shit on a pregnancy test in my backyard and you'll never believe the results. Captured from angles.

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 15360 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 242 kb/s
Length: 5min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Public + Outdoors
Size: 524MB
Language: English

Kleenex Box Outdoor Shit & Piss

I'm not much of a planner. In fact, I'm totally spontaneous and do everything at the spur of a whim. This morning I was desperate to get the poop out of me and franticly scrambling to come up with a fun idea. There was an almost empty kleenex box nearby, so I decided to defecate in it. My kid was sleeping so I had to do it in the backyard. I'm in full view of my neighbors house as I try to hide behind a tree to shit. Then I proceed to fill the box with my piss. What a sloppy mess!!

Video Info: 1078x1920 Pixel @ 15360 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 3min.
Format: MOV
Category: Desperation, EFRO, Pissing, Public + Outdoors
Size: 280MB
Language: English

12 Close Up Front View Poops

This 3.5 minute compilation of 12 close-up front view poops includes some of my very first shit videos. These raw vids were before I knew about angles, lighting, etc. You get a unique view of my butthole cranking out some of my most massive shits in this compilation, and the closeness allows you to hear every little squeak, fart, and splot my ass makes.There's also a good creamy pussy shot on one of them!

Video Info: 1078x1920 Pixel @ 15053 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 4min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Farting, Inside Toilet POV, Toilet Pooping
Size: 388MB
Language: English

Hammock Bar Outdoors Shit

Watch me shit like a gymnast as I hang from a wooden bar, feet over head, head over ass. You will love seeing the dark, sludge-like shit flow out of my little asshole in broad daylight in my backyard. I talked my ex into filming for me… his reaction is priceless!

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 16384 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 2min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Public + Outdoors
Size: 251MB
Language: English

Hobby Lobby Shit and Piss

I woke up feeling creative this day! Hmmm, how should I shit? I went with a public bathroom poop at Hobby Lobby. To make it more fun, I wore my purple lace bodysuit under my clothes and stripped down to it in the restroom. Someone came in the other stall during my shit shenanigans. I hope you like this sexy, seductive shit.

Video Info: 1080x1920 Pixel @ 15360 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 256 kb/s
Length: 6min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO, Pissing, Public + Outdoors, Toilet Pooping
Size: 635MB
Language: English

Black Light Shit

Watch me do a sexy strip tease under the blacklight in my spooky dungeon. From doggy style position I drop a big steamy pile of shit on the floor before you.

Video Info: 1920x1080 Pixel @ 12902 kb/s
Audio Info: 2 Channels @ 128 kb/s
Length: 11min.
Format: MOV
Category: EFRO
Size: 961MB
Language: English