Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.
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I had eaten a whole papaya the night before- seeds included, because I wanted to see what it looked like on the way out! This is a super close-up view of me shitting from my knees on a plate on the bathroom floor. You can see the whole, undigested seeds in this beautiful semi-firm log.
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Thank god I got this monster out before I taught yoga! This turd was fucking MASSIVE… and shaped like the letter F! Hope you enjoy seeing this nice, firm turd come out my freshly waxed butthole.
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There was no stopping this shit from coming out, and it started before I was ready! A little turd slipped out and clung to my butthole as I was setting up to film. You will love the sounds of my soft poop squirting out with lots of pops, squeaks, and squirty sounds as it leaves my asshole. After that, you get to see my pretty pussy pissing out some yellow deliciousness! This video was shot from two angles, one is in 4k.
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This chuncky shit was a painful asshole scraper! There were lots of undigested bits of food in this one, and my butthole felt every one of them on the way out. Not only did it smell incredibly strong, it wouldn't budge when I flushed. It was a beached whale!! First I tried dislodging it with my piss, but ended up having to give it a little nudge with some toilet paper.
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Shot in 4K. I really had to poop and just happened to have an empty Starbucks cup. Why not shit in it?! Better yet, why don't I stand on top of my deep freezer (which holds my frozen turds) while I shit!? I had fun with video effects on this one- watching a turd go back in via reverse feature is nuts!! I give a little tour of my freezer contents too! Boy, too many turds in there!!
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My bestie cooked succotash for dinner so I would have a nice, colorful shit! After prairie-dogging several times to show my mad skills, I let loos a super chunky, ploppy shit. You can see the bits of undigested corn, lima beans, and peppers!
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This one felt like it was gonna be runny, but I surprised by the nice consistency. I really had to shit, and you can tell by the way the turd was already peeking out of my tight butthole when I pulled down my pants. Enjoy this well-lit, close up view of my asshole doing what it does best! My butthole was so messy after!! This was s noisy shit as well� with lots of squeaks and plops and farty sounds as it came out. I got interrupted half way through and ended up having to shit more. At the end you get to watch me attempt to flush the monster pile, which finally went down on the fourth try. This one left some nasty skid marks.
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This shit came right after eating 24 deviled eggs the night before. It was surprisingly hard and hurt like a motherfucker. I captured the moment from two angles- one pointing down to catch a clean view of the mirror and another further back to catch the whole view. My best friend was recording for me and caught a huge noseful of one of my foul, eggy farts! After shitting a long, firm log onto the mirror, I pissed into a liter glass container. The turd looked like a sea monster swimming in a glass sea, so I had to play with it... but just a little. I accidentally got poop on my finger. Eww.
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Have you ever wondered what actually happens when shit hits the fan? Well, I have, and in this video we get to find out. In this hilarious video, you can enjoy watching me set up my three cameras around my yard in my sexy pink silk robe and then see me shit a hard, sticky turd directly onto the moving fan blade! This turd did not want to fall from my ass... I didn't anticipate that the shit would be slung directly to the back of my legs!
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This was such a fun shit!! In this video, I drop a massive, sticky log from a barstool into my toilet. The second camera (shooting from beneath) perfectly captures the splash when the turd hits the water. I make a huge mess trying to piss into the toilet from up on my stool. Enjoy viewing two camera angles to catch the action.
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POV Plate Shit (4:00)
Watch me undress from my cute work clothes, drop to my knees and push out a massive pile on a paper plate in this POV video. Enjoy watching me smash the plate with another one and peel them apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.
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