Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good olโ ginormous shits.
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Holy shit! This motherfucker is LONG and HUGE, and definitely one of my top 3 longest shits! Watch me unleash a tail of a turd in my backyard and then take a little power piss. My butthole was so dirty after this one. The color is light beige- I had been eating LOTS of almonds. Please ignore my sleepy eyes in this video. I had to shit as soon as I woke up... didn't even have my morning coffee! It was knocking at my back door. This is the perfect consistency of shit to spread on your dick and jack off.
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Watch me choke down 24 deviled eggs and then destroy my ex-husband (and myself) with my putrid farts, all while wearing my sexy silky robe or completely nude! The first few eggs were delicious, but it took some major grit to finish them. You'll enjoy watching me push out some farts while eating the eggs, and maaaybe I put one inside of me and then eat it (tastes like tuna salad!). It was brutal trying to keep the eggs down! My farts were atrocious, but my burps were even worse! I broke out the tube so I could delight in the aromas myself, after making my ex sniff my farts (for his very first time!). I hope you enjoy this nearly 40 minutes of fun! It is sure to entertain!
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Here are my first 8 videos, all filmed outside. Enjoy nearly nine minutes of watching me shit out of trees, off a ladder, fence, log, bricks, and even a roof! You'll hear plenty of laughter (and some cries of disgust!) as my cuz, best friend, and ex-husband record me shitting off of things.
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I shit out a massive 1 pile of shit on a plate in front of you, weighing in at one pound, two ounces. I was so desperate to shit that it started coming out while I was still setting up. After weighing, I put the plate right in your face and make you smell it and eat it while I tease you with my hot ass in the background. We both have to clean up after this one!
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"POV: Hot Steamy Farts in Your Face
You love to breathe in my hot farts, and I get off on blasting you with them. ๐ You will be pushed to the brink as you hold your face close to my bubbly MILF ass while I squirm and shake and wiggle out TWENTY-FIVE stinky farts for you to consume. The relief was UNREAL ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซ and I think you can tell by my arousing sighs of relief. This is my first partner-filmed video, so I hope you enjoy the realistic POV angles and shots. I was surprised by how much it turned me on to be filmed by someone, my pussy was dripping wet by the end!
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This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina⦠5 days without pooping. I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heiffer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.
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Here are 8 fabulous shits from the month of January (runtime 22:10)! Videos included:
1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longerโฆ it weighed in at OVER A POUND (this on is also in the Post-Labiaplasty Compilation).
Big Dark Shit (3:48) Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.
Desperate Shit Creamy Pussy 3:49 I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV
Firm to Soft Floor Shit (2:37) This was a 3-day hold shit and by the time it came out I was ready to EXPLODE. Such a beautiful turd! It started of firm and girthy, then finished soft with lots of texture.
Hot Steamy Shit Pile 4:10My ass looks great when I squat with my feet on the toilet. I drop out a multicolored, richly textured shit. It was very sticky and took 3 flushes to get down.
Lumpy Poop w Great Sounds (3:35) This toilet poop is just BEAUTIFUL! It's dark and lumpy, and came out clean with a little gape at the end. My favorite part, however, is the INCREDIBLE SOUND it makes sliding out my asshole in slow motion.
Reverse Toilet Shit (1:39) You'll love watching my tiny asshole stretch and turn out as I push this hot pile of shit out. This one was multicolored and started of chunky, then turned creamy. You can really see the folds and veins in my asshole!!!
1.25 Shit (1:09) Just a quick shit before yoga."
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I heard something about you... I heard you like it when girls poop in their panties, and I don't understand why. Maybe I should try it out for myself. Let me tease and seduce you with my bubbly MILF booty. Then watch me work hard to release a dense, solid turd in my super tight sheer panties. I pushed so hard I accidentally pissed. I like to bounce up and down and shake my shitty ass for you... an exhilarating experience! I see why you like it.Ã�ÃÂ
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This 5-video compilation includes the first shits after my labiaplasty surgery (where they reduce the size of inner labia). I was bruised and swollen and scared to poop and passed some truly monstrous shits! Videos included in this compilation are:
Scared Shitless: 5-Day Post-Op Shit (2:12) This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina⦠I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heifer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.
3rd Post-Op Shit (4:27) This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.
Girthy Hard Shit After Labiaplasty (3:00) I thought I was gonna have to pull this shit out of my ass! Just over a week out from labiaplasty surgery, I am not supposed to strain. But this thick, soda can girthy shit would not come out of my tight little asshole. You get a close up view of my healing pussy.
Post-Op Shit 672 (2:18) Another post pussy surgery shit. I'm getting the hang of it by this point, but you can still see bruising and swelling on my labia as my pussy heals.
1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit (I feel like I say that a lot, lol) and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer⦠it weighed in at OVER A POUND.
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7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation). I love yoga and I love shitting! Let me mesmerize you as I shit from various yoga poses, including arm balances, standing balances, and inversion. Videos included:
Crow Pose - Watch me balance delicately on my arms, ass high in the air, as a giant stream of shit flies out my ass and lands with a plop on the floor below me. You wish you could be below me.
Birds of Paradise I - Can I shit standing on one leg, with my other leg raised up near my head, arms twisted behind my back? You bet your sweet ass I can. Well, maybe it wasn't pretty⦠I lost my balance after the first push, but you will love the sound of the massive shit stream hitting the ground from several feet up.
Birds of Paradise II - Let's ease into this one nice and slow. I give you time to firm that cock and get good and hard before I shit. You will love the way the light bounces off my strong, naked body as I flow through yoga poses. I hope you are wowed at my finish, as I lock my arms behind my back, hoist a leg into the air, and release my glory while balancing on one foot.
Firefly Pose - Watch me shit from this precarious position... firefly pose. You would love to have your face under my sweet asshole as it expels warm shit all over you, legs propped up on my arms, ass hovering above the ground.
Crab Pose - I had to shit so bad I barely had time to set up! I shit out a hot steamy pile from crab position. With my ass hovering above the ground, knees spread wide towards the camera, you get a perfect view of my magnificent pussy while I crank out a big, soft pile of shit onto the floor beneath me. Would you bury your face between my legs in this position?
Inversion Shit - This video begins with a yoga practice wearing only my panties. Then I strip those off and do a handstand with my feet against the wall. I arch my back extremely, so I don't poop on my head, and then push out a sloppy shit. Enjoy from two camera angles.
Bridge Pose â I want you to worship and admire my naked body as I shit before you, pussy and butthole freshly waxed and up close. I move through a series poses, then pause in bridge pose with my hips lifted high. I continue to guide the practice as I slowly push out a hot steamy pile of shit onto my yoga mat. You will love watching this shit come out from multiple views, including one really zoomed in to show my butthole puckering out around the turd.
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A foolish slave travels to America to visit me. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. Nearly 5,000 miles from home, he is mine now. I give him a warm American welcome by locking him in my basement, hands and feet bound, where he sleeps the night. In the morning it's time to feed my little Dutch slave. I give him a taste of what's to come as I rip a putrid fart right in his face. He tries to resist, but his efforts are futile. I am in complete control. My little foreign toy. He is hungry so I feed him a giant, hot American breakfast right from my ass. He begs for mercy, but I am relentless. I soak him with a powerful stream of piss, drenching his face and body.
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A 42-minute compilation of 14 lovely shits from the month of March. As always, you get a good mixture of toilet and non-toilet poops, outdoors and public bathroom content. However, this month I had more runny, squirty shits than usual. This video also features several super desperate shits and my record biggest shit ever, weighing in at 1 lb 6 oz. Clips include: 3-Day Hold, Creamy Pussy Surprise, Dirty Feet Piss & Shit, It's Coming Out - Desperate to Shit, Birthday Ass-Splosion, Lovely Spring Shit, Unflushable Pile, Slimy Explosive Shit, Shitty Asshole Desperate Poop, Quick Pre-Gym Shit, Painful Poop in Public Bathroom, Big Dark & Desperate, Record Breaking 1 lb 6 oz Shit, and Hi-Def Toilet Shit. This is a great value for a great variety of steamy shits.
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I shit into a condom and fill it all the way to the top. Then I tie it like a balloon and swing it around. It looked like a thick sausage.
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I climb up in a tree like a sloth and shit out of it. It was a huge red pile at the bottom! Larger than my foot.
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I get off on you getting off on me... and I want you to do that literally. Blow your fat load on my fat ass. Worship and adore my perfectly round, muscular booty. Let me tease you and get you rock hard. Take a sniff. Take a taste. You love it. I drop a big steamy shit right in front of you. The smell is intense. You hate it but you love it. Now stroke your dick while I command a sexy countdown. CUM ON MY ASSHOLE when I get to one.
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This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.
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I push out a lovely shit and then piss from a suspended position above my toilet. My arms and core were shaking from the strain, but it was worth the effort.
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This 42-minute compilation includes 14 fabulous shits from the month of February (outdoors, toilet, and non-toilet shits). This video is sure to make you cum over and over again with sexy closeups of my tight asshole and pussy, firm lumpy massive shits, soft shits, and powerful pisses.
Clips include: Big Quick Shit before Yoga, Dirt Road Dump, Eye Contact w Neighbor Poop, Fresh Wax Dragonfruit Poop, Growing a Tail - Big Desperate Shit, Lumpy Ass Stretcher, Outdoors Night Time Shit, Packed Lunch, Post Session Storytime, Sunny Day Backyard Piss & Shit, Stubborn Turd, Big Toilet Pile, Desperate Shit Interrupted, and Farty Poop before Yoga.
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PUSSY FARTS GALORE!! I love to see the fun sounds my pussy can make when I queef on command. In this video I bring out my toy box play with a seashell, plastic tube, harmonica, megaphone, and finally a monster dick dildo. Do you think I can queef with it inside of me? You will love the playful nature and close up shots of my beaver flapping as air sucks in and blows out.
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The best things in life are often unplanned. I stopped to record a fart in the bathroom, and they just kept coming. So naturally, I kept filming! I hope this spontaneous video brings you as much joy (and more!) as it does me. My thick pink asshole really pushes out as I rub my belly, ass in the air, to get these toots out!
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This mini-compilation includes two shits and a public bathroom piss. Quick Shit Ship I had a short turnaround for a shit shipping request. I tried the day before, but it was too small (I take great care of my customers!). Having a deadline to meet, I was hoping for a good one. Enjoy shit close up of me shitting into a container for a fan. Love it when the chickpeas are undigested! Soft Shit is a toilet POV featuring a massive, smooth shit (with some fun editing effects). It was such a great poo that I had to show my best friend when I was done. You'll love her reaction!
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