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Pee to Wash Down Scat Brownies

Sweets and chocolate are notorious for making people thirsty, and my famous scat brownies are no exception! I knew the lucky fan who ordered the scat fudge swirl brownies knew he would be super thirsty (in every sense of the word) from eating the treats, so I sent along some delicious pee to wash it all down with.

I wait until I can barely hold it in before filling up some bottles with pee. I definitely miss a little because I have to go so badly each time!

Filled and ready for transport, I show off the final product. Several pees, now all bottled and ready to accompany a delicious dessert! Cheers!

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Public Poop Tea Drinking

It is a beautiful day for a walk through the busy urban neighborhood I live in. I brew some tea to take with me on my little outdoor excursion. While the tea is steeping, I decide to spruce up my tea with a little something special: a huge load of shit.

I get my travel mug out and take an enormous dump. It almost fills up the entire mug without even adding the tea! But the tea will fill in the cracks and break down the shit beautifully to make a delicious brew.

I pour the tea over it and let it steep even more to get a delicious poop melt flavor while I get dressed, then it is off we go!

The street I live on has a school, several restaurants, gas stations, major apartment buildings, and various stores all within a block or two. There are loads of people out and about, even though it is much hotter than I anticipated. Maybe iced tea would have been a better choice, but it would not have broken down the poop nearly as well.

I sip on my tea and describe the taste as I stroll outside (and try not to look suspicious gagging and filming myself as I go lol) You can hear the traffic in the background. I even have two people directly pass me by on the sidewalk! Do you think they could smell it?

It gets too hot and my tea is basically gone, so I head back home. I show you the mug. There is only a tiny amount of liquid left in the cup, and there is less than half of the starting amount of poop remaining in the cup! I drank a TON of liquid shit in public!

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3 Tupperware Poops + 1 Toilet Pee

One lucky fan ordered 3 loads of shit. Watch as I fulfill the order for him. Bonus toilet pee included because I was dumb and forgot to pee before filming a dump, haha.

The first one and last one are knobbly and hard and require a lot of straining and prolapsing. I must need more fiber in my diet. But the second poop is my favorite. One of the turds is the size and shape of a soda can—no joke!

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Poop Facial

After filming my last panty-pooping video (check it out—I had several mind-blowing orgasms!), I went to shower off as usual. I show off the enormous mess I made in my cute panties and see if I can add to it at all by prolapsing my asshole to get it all cleaned out. As I smear the shit all over my tight body and sensitive pussy, I realize that I want to mix things up a bit and try something new with this huge load, but what to do?

I know! This hot summer weather has my skin a little drier than I want it to be. I could really use a facial to restore it to its usual softness. I really should have put my hair up beforehand, but this was totally unplanned. I coat my cute face in hot, sticky shit. It smells absolutely disgusting! I smear it all over my cheeks, chin, and forehead. Some definitely got in my mouth lol yummmm

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2 Pees = 1 LITER of URINE!

Who’s thirsty? I have a very thirsty fan who just ordered a liter (33.8 oz.) of fresh pee.

I was a little short on proper containers, so this lucky fan gets a tiny bit of extra pee.  I got a big bottle (750mL/25.4 oz.) and a small jar (10 oz.) washed and ready to fill up, then head to the restroom with my funnel when I could not hold back any longer!

I took my last pee of the day into the big bottle before bed. I was holding for hours and full to bursting! I almost filled up the whole bottle in one go! Then it is a big glass of water and off to bed for the night in my usual outfit of T-shirt and panties.

First thing in the morning, I grab a huge clean jar to pee in (rather than try to stop my stream to switch from the bottle to the small jar and risk losing any of that liquid gold), then it is off to the restroom. I pee in the big jar, once again almost totally filling the container up! It takes so long to empty my entire bladder.

From there, I pour the morning pee into the bottle to top off the pee that has been staying fresh in the fridge overnight. I use the rest to fill up the small jar, and there’s even a little bit leftover after filling both the bottle and jar to the brim. I had to go BAD this morning! Now it is time to get these sealed, packed, and shipped so my fan will have his thirst quenched.

DM me if you are parched. ;)

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Horny GF Held Her Poop In for 3 Days

POV: Your sweet, innocent girlfriend found your secret porn stash and decides to make your wildest holding fantasies come to life.

Hey hun, can we talk? No, no, no, no one is in trouble! This is super embarrassing, but when I borrowed your computer the other day, there was a folder open on it when I logged in. A porn folder. No, I definitely do not mind you watching porn! Everyone does it! I was just surprised at what type of porn it was. It was stuff I never even imagined.

What do I mean? Well, the holding videos. Those ones where all the girls are going like **I do NOT have to poop, I am a good girl, good girls do not poop, I can hold it longer!** Those ones. You have so many of them. I was really surprised and, well, really curious. I have a little surprise for you.

Stop laughing! Yes, that is a tampon in my asshole! I am trying my hardest! I have been holding for 3 days for you, daddy. I had to plug it up to resist the urge. Want to see? Holding has made me super horny too. Can I at least relieve my horniness for you, daddy? I really want to be your good girl and keep holding my poop as long as I can.

**This is a holding fetish video. I let the poop turtlehead out of my asshole but never fully shit.**

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"Lemonade" Half Gallon

Welcome to Lena’s Lemonade! We serve up the very best fresh-squeezed sweet yellow juice you will ever drink. We had a special order for a half gallon (64 oz. or a scant 2 liters) of our special juice and got to work filling up the bottles right away.

How many times do you think I have to “squeeze the lemons” in order to get enough juice to fill the order? You will just have to watch and find out for yourself!

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Hot "Fudge" Banana Split

After spending a hot day in my tiny micro-bikini in the sunshine, I am craving something cold and sweet. And what is better than an ice cream sundae to cool you down on a hot summer day?

I decide I want to make myself a banana split—literally! I have all the ingredients—bananas, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and my special “hot fudge” too. First up, I cover myself in chocolate syrup and smear it all over my body. Then I top myself off with lots of yummy whipped cream before adding the banana. I fuck my dirty asshole with the banana to stir up all the hot fudge inside it. I cannot help myself and lick up the yummy hot fudge poop off the banana. But I make sure there is plenty on my sundae too. I shit onto the banana and jack off the banana with it.

My delicious banana split is now complete. Who is hungry? ;)

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4K Scat JOI Super Cheap! (Audio Fail)

I was so excited to film this scat jerk-off instructions video. I just got equipment to record in 4K with and was eager to put it to the test.

I got the 4K camera and my towel set up and got to work on telling you all the disgusting, dirty, depraved things I wanted you to do with my shit (or your shit if you did not have a load of mine) and a pair of my panties that you had swiped from the laundry. I took a fat dump and showed it off and gave lots of naughty instructions for how to use it on your own cock with my panties on your face and ordered you to stuff hard chunks up your asshole to play with.

Pleased with the results, I transferred it to my computer, cut out any bits where I stumbled over my words and a photobomb moment from my stinky fat cat, and tried to upload my sexy 4K film.

Aaaaaaaand the audio was totally gone somehow. Fuck. I tried several recovery tips and tricks, but the clip was too corrupted to salvage the sounds. But I did not want to just throw out the hot 4K visuals, so I decided to upload the clip for practically free instead.

I guess it is sort of a "choose your own adventure" of JOIs lol

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Naked Baking 2: Scat Fudge Swirl Brownies

Who’s hungry? Good! I absolutely love baking, and I am whipping up a fresh tray of scat brownies for a hungry fan.

I start out naked in the kitchen, mixing together my normal brownie ingredients. Cocoa powder, sugar, flour, baking powder, eggs, water, oil—yum! I could toss these in the oven now and have a delicious dessert, but they need something more. I talk dirty to you about the special “chocolate fudge swirl” I have in store for these brownies. I am making them myself from scratch. You are going to love every last little bite!

Then we move to the bathroom to get our special secret ingredient. I take a huge creamy shit right into the brownie batter. The creamy brown shit is the perfect texture for a delightful chocolate fudge swirl! I fold it into the brownie batter, being sure to leave big visible swirls throughout the batter, and pour it all into the pan.

Once it is all mixed up and in the pan, it is ready to go in the oven. The smell of the brownies cooking is so confusing. Notes of normal brownies fill my apartment. Chocolatey sweetness everywhere. But when you take a second whiff, you are hit by a foul, foul odor lingering beneath that sweetness. It smells like the most disgusting shit you have ever taken your life. Like someone blew up an entire bakery with poop.

The brownies are finally baked and look delicious! They even look like they have a peanut butter swirl but that smell is definitely NOT peanut butter! Bon appétit!

If you ever want some of your own yummy goodies, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW. ;) I cannot wait to make more yummy scat treats!

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Panty Poop Cum (on Two Cameras!!)

**Filmed on TWO CAMERAS for maximum viewing pleasure! See my face and tight body as I pleasure myself and everything that goes on between my legs with an “upskirt” POV.**

Today is my day off. I do not feel like doing anything but lay around in my panties all day. But being in nothing but my panties makes me horny. My wandering hands can’t help themselves and start running over my soft skin. I play with my nipples before one heads south to tease myself through the thin fabric of the panties. I start gently rubbing my pussy, putting pressure on my clit. Dipping my fingers inside my panties to fill my tight pussy and rub my clit directly feels good, but I need more. I grab my favorite clit-sucking vibrator and put it inside my panties, positioning the toy on my sensitive clit.

The suction from the toy feels so incredible. My cunt is dripping and my muscles are clenching so hard that the contractions end up pushing a giant turd out into my cute panties! The feeling of the hot shit between my legs and pressing against my tight holes is a warm, delicious sensation.

I play with the shit through my panties, that are quickly getting stained brown due to all the pussy juice mixing with the poop. I grab a different toy to finish myself off. The clit-sucking vibe was a great start, but I want an explosive orgasm and it is hard to hold the right angle with my panties on. My Hitachi wand finishes the job, making muscles contract in pleasure so I pee and shit myself as I explode with pleasure.

** This version has the panty shot in a smaller window within the larger body shot. If that is not your preferred aesthetic, check out the other edit in my store where the closeup panty shot is shown beneath the overall body shot at roughly the same size.**

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PantyPooping Orgasm (Two Cameras!!)

**Filmed on TWO CAMERAS for maximum viewing pleasure! See my face and tight body as I pleasure myself and everything that goes on between my legs with an “upskirt” POV.**

Today is my day off. I do not feel like doing anything but lay around in my panties all day. But being in nothing but my panties makes me horny. My wandering hands can’t help themselves and start running over my soft skin. I play with my nipples before one heads south to tease myself through the thin fabric of the panties. I start gently rubbing my pussy, putting pressure on my clit. Dipping my fingers inside my panties to fill my tight pussy and rub my clit directly feels good, but I need more. I grab my favorite clit-sucking vibrator and put it inside my panties, positioning the toy on my sensitive clit.

The suction from the toy feels so incredible. My cunt is dripping and my muscles are clenching so hard that the contractions end up pushing a giant turd out into my cute panties! The feeling of the hot shit between my legs and pressing against my tight holes is a warm, delicious sensation.

I play with the shit through my panties, that are quickly getting stained brown due to all the pussy juice mixing with the poop. I grab a different toy to finish myself off. The clit-sucking vibe was a great start, but I want an explosive orgasm and it is hard to hold the right angle with my panties on. My Hitachi wand finishes the job, making muscles contract in pleasure so I pee and shit myself as I explode with pleasure.

**Huge thanks to Huck/@goldsaintpro for using his pro editing skills to put together this hot video! This version has the closeup panty shot beneath the overall body shot at roughly the same size. If that is not your preferred aesthetic, check out the other edit in my store where the panty shot is in a smaller window within the larger body shot.**

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I Really Shit The Bed On This One...

**Filmed on TWO CAMERAS for maximum viewing pleasure! See closeups of my face as I pleasure myself and everything that goes on between my legs with an upskirt POV.**

Ugh, today is such a lazy day. I slept in late. I need to clean and do dishes and laundry, but I would much rather just stay in bed and sleep more. I have to go to the bathroom, but I do not want to get up. Moving is way too much work.

Before I go back to sleep, there is something I want to do: I want to cum. I start with my fingers, teasing myself over my panties, gently rubbing my pussy to put pressure on my clit. Dipping my fingers inside my panties to fill my tight pussy and rub my clit directly feels good, but I need more. I (begrudgingly) get up to grab my Hitachi vibrator before reclaiming my place on the bed.

The vibrator feels so incredible. I press against my clit over my panties and the contractions of my pelvic floor muscles end up pushing a giant hard turd out into my panties! Oops! Maybe I should have gone to the bathroom after all… fuck it, it feels to amazing to stop.

I play with the hard shit through my cute panties, that are quickly getting stained brown due to all the pussy juice mixing with the poop. The poop is so hot against my pussy. I shit more as my muscles contract in pleasure and pee myself as I cum harder than I have ever cum before!

Now it is definitely way too much work to get up. I am absolutely exhausted from that orgasm. The pee and shit in my panties feel deliciously warm against my throbbing cunt. I will clean up later. I tuck myself back in and fall asleep in my glorious mess.

**Huge thanks to Huck/@goldsaintpro for using his pro editing skills to put together this hot video!**

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Poop Bath + Shaving

I am a HUGE shit-coated mess after filming my last pantypooping video. But I do not want to get clean just yet. I head to the bathtub with the intent of doing a sexy smearing and showering video like I often do after my pantypoops.I strip off my shit-filled panties and show off my poop-coated ass. I rub the shitty panties around on my petite body before I pee on the already filthy panties. You have to let a stain soak, after all! After spreading my cheeks and getting all the last little turd chunks out (with lots of prolapsing as I strain), I decide I want to mix things up.

Rather than a shower, I decide on a whim that I should not let all these beautiful chunks of poop on the bathtub floor go to waste. I am going to take a bath instead! Hey, I already have to bleach the tub later, so why not make a bigger mess first?

I fill the tub with water that quickly turns brown and sludgy from the poop that was all over the floor and my body. I enjoy the warm poop soup and soak in it, using the panties as a sponge to wash my body with the filthy swamp water. I have also heard that poop makes a great shaving cream, so I decide to give it a shot.

My verdict is that no, poo is not a great shaving cream replacement lol it definitely gunked up my razor, but that is okay. It got the job done. I show off my long legs while shaving them and washing them with the stinky water. I then shave between my legs, making sure to give you a close-up view of the razor gliding over my most intimate areas.

By the time I am finished, my bathroom smells absolutely awful! I definitely need a real bath!

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Tiny PantyPoop Cum Accident = MAJOR Skidmarks!

Oops! I knew I'd be making a big mess in my panties when filming this clip, but I was expecting a mess of the "grool and squirt" variety.

While there is plenty of pussy juice and squirting in my black panties when I am done playing with myself, the little diarrhea accident was less than planned.

I strip out of my soft bathrobe to show my cute black panties and tight little body. Do you like the view? ;) Good! And it is going to get even better when I whip out my Hitachi wand. I press the vibrator against my clit through the panties and pleasure myself to completion. The anal contractions from the orgasm pushed out some diarrhea liquid into the panties as well as lots of sweet squirt and creamy grool.

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Making A Mess After Huge PantyPoop Explosion

The audio got a bit wonky on this one, so it is a lower price than the other shower-off videos because of the glitchy audio. Still wildly hot visuals though!

The messy fun continues, even after the original video I filmed is over! I made a huge mess filming my step-bro pantypooping video (go check it out if you haven’t seen it yet!).

With pantypooping videos, the mess gets completely stuck to me and my clothing rather than just ending up on the floor, in the tub, or in the toilet. Sticky, smelly, and SO sexy! It’s hard to stop playing in the mud.

I strip down out of my cute little skirt and blouse. There’s poop all over my cute pink skirt, and my adorable little pink patterned panties are done for! I take the enormous runny diarrhea load barely contained by my destroyed panties to coat my tight body in shit. The shit is still hot as I rub it all over my body. I smear it all over myself with my hands and lick off my fingers. I get a little distracted when I rub the hot poop over my sensitive pussy. I just came super hard, so my clit is wildly sensitive. I spend some time gently teasing myself with my scat-covered panties before the hypersensitivity gets overwhelming.

Then I make drop the panties onto the shower floor and spread my ass cheeks wide apart. I filled my panties with shit, but I feel like there might be some lingering diarrhea or small solid chunks inside me, so I push my prolapse out. I was right. There was some left inside. But after prolapsing several times I am now sure that there is not even a speck of shit left inside my ass.

All clean! Well, my rectum at least. The rest of me is still pretty filthy.

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Step-Sis Pantypooping for Pervert Step-Bro

Step-bro, what are you doing?!

POV: I am your sweet little step-sis. I had to borrow your laptop for a school project, but I have to confess that I am a little nosey. I took a peek at your browser history. Step-bro, why are you looking at so much step-sibling porn?? That is so naughty! And why do you pick videos where the girls are tall, slim, or have colorful hair? Are you fantasizing about me, step-bro?

If that was not embarrassing enough for you, I discovered your other shameful kinks with my snooping: there are an awful lot of sneaky upskirt voyeur videos and panty-pooping videos in your browser history too. Imagine your sweet innocent step-sis surprise to learn that her big step-bro is such a filthy pervert!

Do not worry, I will not tell our parents. But I have something I want to show you. I want to make all your fantasies become realities.

I show off my cute little pierced tits and stocking feet, giving you lots of little glimpses at the patterned panties under my pink skirt. But a glimpse is not enough at all for either of us, step-bro. I have been thinking about you too. I want you to take out your cock and play with yourself while I show you everything you ever dreamed of.

I play with myself over my panties first with my fingers, then with my Hitachi wand. I talk dirty to you while I feel the intense vibrations on my clit. The vibrating does not just make my pussy wet and tingly, it also stimulates my bowels. Your cute little step-sis cums HARD and poops in her adorable panties for you. I play with the mess while telling you about how I want you to cum too.

Do NOT tell our parents! ;)

TWO CAMERA ANGLES FOR CLOSEUP OF PANTYPOOPING/MASTURBATION!! Huge special thanks to my friend, video editor Huck/@goldsaintpro, for doing the editing!

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Triple "Chocolate" Candy Bars

Mmm, chocolate! Who wants some dessert?

I personally have a huge sweet tooth! I would eat chocolate all the time if I could! So I love whipping up creative chocolate desserts, like these yummy triple chocolate bars.

My triple chocolate bar recipe is super simple:

3 chocolate candy bars (the bigger the better!)
1 bottle chocolate syrup
1 asshole full of poop

You take your three chocolate bars (I used Milky Ways in this particular version of the recipe) and get them unwrapped. Yum, they already smell delicious, but just eating the candy bar out of the wrapper is not enough for those of us with such an enormous sweet tooth!

Next, take your chocolate syrup. Get it all over your tight asshole and give it a little fingering to make sure the candy will slide right in.

Take your first candy bar and shove it up your shit-filled asshole. Umph, so tight! This is going to be absolutely delicious! Push it out and back in a few times to try to get a nice coating of chocolate syrup-mixed poop on the candy bar. Do not leave it in too long! You do not want to melt your yummy candy before you can eat it. Repeat this step with your other two candy bars.

If you do not get an adequate coating of shit from just thrusting the candy bars in and out, you can push out the bars and then push your poop out directly onto them. For us chocoholics, more chocolate is always better. So I like to shit onto the candy bars in order to ensure a nice thick coat of my homemade "chocolate" gets onto the yummy store-bought chocolate.

When you are done, you can vacuum-seal them and send them off to a fan (as I do after filming this, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW if you are hungry!) or enjoy them right away yourself. Yum, the chocolate is still warm!

Bon appetit! ;)

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Naked Baking: Poop Brownies!

Who’s hungry? Good! I absolutely love baking, and I am whipping up a fresh tray of scat brownies for a hungry fan.

I start out naked in the kitchen, mixing together my normal brownie ingredients. Cocoa powder, sugar, flour, baking powder, eggs, water, oil—yum! I could toss these in the oven now and have a delicious dessert, but they need something more. I talk dirty to you about the special “chocolate chips” I have in store for these brownies. I am making them myself from scratch. You are going to love every last little bite!

Then we move to the bathroom to get our special secret ingredient. I take a fat shit on a plate and show it off. It is hard and knobbly, the perfect texture for chocolate chunks! I cut it up for you on the plate before adding it to my delicious brownie batter.

Once it is all mixed up and in the pan, it is ready to go in the oven. The smell of the brownies cooking is so confusing. Notes of normal brownies fill my apartment. Chocolatey sweetness everywhere. But when you take a second whiff, you are hit by a foul, foul odor lingering beneath that sweetness. It smells like the most disgusting shit you have ever taken your life. Like someone blew up an entire bakery with poop.

The brownies are finally baked and look delicious! They look like totally normal brownies, but do not sniff them too closely. I let them cool before I get them packaged up and ready to go, describing the smells and packaging process as I go. Bon appétit!

If you ever want some of your own yummy goodies, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW. ;) I cannot wait to make more yummy scat treats!

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Half Liter Pee For Thirsty Fan

Thirsty? Good. ;) A fan just ordered a generous glass of homemade lemonade, so I get to work filling the order!

I need more jars/bottles. My thirsty fan wanted half a liter of pee (500mL/16.9 fl. oz.). I started out collecting the pee in an old jar that was previously labeled as being 20 oz, with the plan to find a better bottle for it later, once my bladder no longer felt like exploding! I was super disappointed by my stream because it barely made a dent in filling the “20 oz” jar, even though I had to pee SO badly I was practically wetting myself!

Then I realized later that it was 20 oz in weight, not 20 fluid ounces. Whoops lol No wonder my stream seemed so pathetic! It was way more than it looked like in that enormous jar!

I found a correctly sized bottle and was able to fill it up super quickly by peeing one more time and adding a little off the top from the jar. Cheers!

If you are thirsty too, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW ;)

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